I'm ending my relationship... My breakup letter...

“Dear Sugar:
I'm writing to tell you it's over. This time I'm serious...I thought I loved you. And you know what? Maybe, once, I did. But I'm on to your games—I know that just because you're "organic" that doesn't mean you're healthy. I know that I can't eat just one thing of you. I know it's easy to give into you late at night, or see you after lunch and dinner, and think nothing of it. Every time I turned around you were there. It just seemed like you and I were a natural fit. But not anymore! I don't want to see you again. If I run into you at work or at the grocery store, I'm not going to look at you. You're not invited to my house anymore. My heart—and my thighs—can't take it. You and I are over. OVER! And you know what? I will still see our mutual friend—organic milk-even without you. And you can't do anything about it. Get out, Sugar. I can't see you anymore. I will think of you always. -P”